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I would have thought Windows 8 was punishment for being a "bad" girl. For a "very bad" girl you should be installing Windows Vista! And for the "really, really bad" girl, you installed Windows Me. ;)
LOL, Yeah. Although, either way, those versions were all types of punishment. Maybe he wasn't old enough to remember those earlier versions.